I usually get excited about these posts because I’m trying to find good things about body parts, but not this month! I know I’m supposed to write good things about my stomach, but I literally don’t like a single thing about it. I hate it more than I hate my enemies. More than I hate cheaters and homewreckers. More than the smell of rotten eggs. I have on numerous occasions visualized myself cutting it off with a pair of scissors, and am definitely considering saving for surgery. So this months blog post is entirely pointless. Feel free to stop reading now, as this should probably come with a trigger warning *edits title to include trigger warning*
Ugh, anyway I can only think of horrible things to write about my stomach, so I’m going to tweak this challenge a bit to avoid saying anything negative about it. This is truthfully the hardest thing I have ever had to do, apart from getting unsolicited criticism about my diet (Let me extend a massive fuck you to that person).
Okay, positivity time. My stomach keeps my hands warm when the rest of me is cold. It helps elevate my laptop when I can’t see the screen over the girls. When I go to bed, I like to lie on my stomach as its the softest part of me, therefore the most comfortable body part to be in contact with the mattress.
Anyway I apologize for not being able to write more, but hopefully I’ll eventually grow to love my stomach. If you’re interested in taking part in this Love EVERY Body challenge, check out Leah’s blog about it. 🙂
Also, check out the other brave people doing this challenge!:
- Lisa D
- Lisa P